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    February 28

    一首歌

    看了〈爱情呼叫转移〉,有我喜欢的徐峥做主角,但是又有我讨厌的黄圣依在里面瞎搅和,所以决定对这部电影只字不提。不过电影的片尾曲却是让我爱到了及至。〈爱情转移〉,陈奕迅那首〈富士山下〉的普通话版。曾经很轰轰烈烈的学过〈富士山下〉,整整一首没有重复的粤语歌词,通通记下。〈爱情转移〉,动人心弦。爱情不停站想开往地老天荒,需要多勇敢。我很勇敢,请你也一样。
     
    歌曲:爱情转移
    歌手:陈奕迅
    曲:christopher chak 词:林夕
    徘徊过多少橱窗住过多少旅馆
    才会觉得分离也并不冤枉
    感情是用来浏览还是用来珍藏
    好让日子天天都过得难忘
    熬过了多久患难湿了多长眼眶
    才能知道伤感是爱的遗产
    流浪几张双人床换过几次信仰
    才让戒指义无返顾的交换
    把一个人的温暖转移到另一个的胸膛
    让上次犯的错反省出梦想
    每个人都是这样享受过提心吊胆
    才拒绝做爱情待罪的羔羊
    回忆是抓不到的月光握紧就变黑暗
    等虚假的背影消失于晴朗
    阳光在身上流转等所有业障被原谅
    爱情不停站想开往地老天荒
    需要多勇敢
    烛光照亮了晚餐照不出个答案
    恋爱不是温馨的请客吃饭
    床单上铺满花瓣拥抱让它成长
    太拥挤就开到了别的土壤
    感情需要人接班接近换来期望
    期望带来失望的恶性循环
    短暂的总是浪漫漫长总会不满
    烧完美好青春换一个老伴
    你不要失望荡气回肠是为了
    最美的平凡
    February 17

    新年好

     
                   吃 好
                   喝 好
                   玩 好
                   乐 好
                   过年好
     
    February 14

    Valentine day

    I love you
    Je t'aime
    Ich liebe dich
    Ti amo
    Eu te amo
    Te amo
    Я тебя люблю
    Ik houd van u
    Σ'αγαπώ
    Jag älskar dig
    أنا أحبّ أنت
    私は愛する
    사랑해요
     
     
    February 08

    提前过年

    亲爱的爸爸妈妈“离家出走”几日,这样的日子,阳光灿烂哈。爸妈不在家的日子,嘿嘿,那就,梦想通通照进现实吧!!
    这年头怎么突然流行起,旅游过年了哈,一大帮朋友过年期间基本都要旅游去,于是偶们决定提前过年的哈,场子就选在偶家,彻底的CRAZY哈,值得记录一下下。
    怎么把家具全部整归到一处,怎么把菜烧熟,这种技术性的问题实在难以描述,越过去,直接进入,CRAZY NIGHT。
     
    CRAZY PART 1
    酒过三旬,酒不醉人,人自醉。于是就有了YY的第一出戏。事情是这个样子滴……YY属于那种宇宙超级无敌霹雳乖乖女,咯小女人一改往日作风,几杯酒一下肚,立刻成功转型成为宇宙超级无敌霹雳豪放女啦,小酒喝着小曲哼着小舞跳着,实际上,大家都是这副腔调的,没什么大不了,关键是咯个女人,一边唱一边跳到某人身边一边要和某人喝酒,什么状况么。结果就是每个人都被她灌了三四杯之后通通对她没没想法啦,她自个儿找了一地坐下来,眯着眼傻笑,苍天啊,大地啊,额万能的神啊,这不是妖孽是什么。
    CRAZY PART 2
    白酒全部OVER之后,大ZZ彻底CRAZY啦,于是第二出戏上演。大ZZ和大家有四年没照面了,这孩子想当年在那个绝对禁酒的高中时代,就曾经勇敢的挑战过伟大神圣的校纪校规,中午喝了半斤小酒下午来上班主任的课,不过有群众的掩护和组织的爱护,孩子成功逃脱围剿,成为一代酒将。为了感谢群众报答组织,这孩子绝对不辜负酒将之名,上来就抱着瓶子喝。酒将就是酒将,倒下之前还大吼:“丫的,谁还和我喝,老子奉陪到底。妈的,谁倒了,谁是孙子。”说完这句话,立刻祖国江河哗啦啦,吐的那叫一个壮丽,关键这孩子直起身子的第一句话就是:“吐了就是舒服,同志们,生命不熄战斗不止,咱们继续喝哈。”狂晕,果真是有敬业精神的。这年头,这样的革命好同志实在是难寻咯。
    CRAZY PART 3
    有些人,我们是一定要严重鄙视一下的。ZC同志实在是不厚道的,一上桌子就开始狂吼:“偶今天感冒不能喝的,大家手下留情哈。”根本就是放烟雾弹的么,这孩子喝起来的时候,整个一服用了β2-激动剂,SO CRAZY。一轮战斗下来,就数他最清醒,然后就开始讲故事,讲一个动人心弦的爱情故事,声情并貌,讲的眼泪哗哗的,不过后来他这种行为被偶们监督委员会一致定性为服用Doping取消参赛资格。这孩子现在呼噜震天响,被处于严重警告一次,如果再有此类情况出现,逐出房间睡厕所去。
    CRAZY PART 4
    既然批评了某些同志,那我们就一定要表扬某些同志的。小CC绝对是个好同志。小女人身子虽娇弱,但壮志在胸前的。喝起来的时候整个一拼命三娘的,太野蛮了,娘子军团就靠她取得了最后的胜利。这孩子,把白酒当纯净水喝把红酒当葡萄汁喝把啤酒完全当漱口水了啦,关键是大家都以为她这回铁定歇菜了,可是她现在正在我家厨房洗盘子,超级清醒,上帝啊,神奇的物种,我没别的形容词了。碰到这种女人,男人估计也只有一个想法,找块豆腐撞死算了。
    CRAZY PART 5
    今晚上的最佳男主角要上场了,这是个不能不说的人物,如果不说他那简直是对不起人民对不起党对不起社会主义。当当当当当……TT上场。大家掌声一定要热烈,欢呼一定要热情,呼喊他的名字一定要有诚意。多不容易啊,切菜的时候看到全是蔬菜的,义不容辞的切了自己手指二两肉的,喝酒的时候看到大家都有困难时,主动把酒倒进自己肚子的,多有奉献精神啊。这些都是不足挂齿的小CASE,后面一番激情演讲才是CRAZY的重点。
    “你个小破孩,丫的就知道装孙子的,想哭的时候还装着笑脸想爱的时候还畏首畏尾,哭了没人骂你是懦夫爱了也没人鄙视你,COW,自个儿心疼的都死过一回了还顾着别人,丫的活该孤独终老。”被他醉骂的小破孩,好象是大冬天的喝了一杯超级冰镇的酸梅汤,那滋味,谁喝了谁知道!
    “你还是男人不,她爱谁关你鸟事的,你爱她不,爱她就给她幸福,装伟大装高尚装无私,装吧你就,装孙子你就继续装。”COW,这话真毒,比砒霜掺了鹤顶红还毒。
    “你以为你喝成这副腔调你就不伤心了只伤身了是吧,你自个儿还清醒哇,他妈的超级清醒吧,特清醒的记得所有的事情吧,清醒的心疼清醒的流泪清醒的一塌糊涂,清醒的连睡觉都是一种奢侈的想法了。”这句话就像绣花针的针尖一样,戳破了被记忆烫伤之后留在身体某个部位的水泡,脓血流出来,原本以为伤口早就长好了,实际上看似已经愈合表皮里面溃烂入骨了。
    “丫的,这年代搞不清楚是怎么回事的,不是天天歌唱社会主义好的么,不是天天说我们幸福的生活么,我怎么看着望着并切身体会着一大群不幸福的人呢,难道现如今骑白马的都不是王子是唐僧,有翅膀的都不是天使是鸟人,上帝回家探亲圣母放假休息,都忘记照顾我们了啊。人生还真是他妈的是牛B的两个字,不过我们更牛B ,用瘦弱的肩膀卑微的与它抗衡。”
    TT语言表达能力见长的,果真是见了风雨有故事经历沧桑的人。
     
    一帮人都喝的七荤八素横在我家的各个可以横人的地方,CC在厨房洗盘子,SS在拖地,大PP在打扫厕所,偶这个人妖(有一次我说自己疯的没人形了啦,但是还不至于太妖精,GG立刻说到:“原来你是人向妖进化的阶段,那不就是人妖么!”从此我就有了人妖这个无尚光荣的称号。)端着胳膊旁观着,顺便在电脑上敲打记录的。
    现在是07.02.02 03:48我精神乱好的,没想法了,原来我是夜猫子。
     
    刚刚睡醒,把今天凌晨写的东东贴出来。安……
    February 01

    I have a dream.

    Dear:
          To the world you may be a peason, but to one peason you may be the world. It is because the word "love",you  will not afraid anything because love.
          I have had a dream, I write down it, I hoped you and I have had the identical dream.   
         
          1.Every day early morning awakens you, or is awakened by you. Then deep kisses you deeply.
          2.Every day wants you to help me to take off clothes to sleep.
          3.Every day looks like the kitty equally to hug you from the behind to go to sleep.
          4.Night wakes, cherishes one's relatives you secretly, does not awaken by noise you. 
          5.Midnight intentionally kicks out of the way the quilt, waited for you to awake has covered to me.
          6.Helps you wash the hair time, does not let the shampoo puncture to yours eye.  
          7.Takes the bath, when your hair wet lets you sit on the sofa watches the television, I help you the hair drying up.
          8.Cuts in the nail and your hand small hangnail frequently for you, looked you enjoy extremely let me pull out the ear hole gently for you.
          9.Lies down on yours leg looked the moved movie of a love story, lets the tear moisten your trousers. 
          10.Sits with you in the sofa, at the same time listens to CD which we like, at the same time reads respective book.
          11.You always careless did not know treasures oneself, I must completely let you eat to the full every day greatly diligently put on warmly.
          12.You fall ill when can protect side you looks after you carefully.
          13.You fall ill front in a soft voice and you speak, feed you to take a drug try the water temperature first.
          14.So long as you in the home, I do not need the key to open the door, I only press the doorbell, I want you to open to me. 
          15.When you get off work go home said has died of exhaustion, is hungry could not come to a stop time, hugs you, then makes a table delicious to give you. 
          16.Certainly most likes you the thing which eats boiling.
          17.You eat meal the fragrance which eats, lays down the chopsticks to look at your a while.
          18.Every day buys the milk to you to drink.
          19.Window-shops together with you, does grocery shopping, goes home prepares food together.
          20.Strolls the supermarket together, buys pot food which we most like eating.
          21.Is in luck on the street with you maintains bodily the contact, no matter is pulls begins or is pulling your arm, is being embraced by you the shoulder, is hugging the waist. In brief do not have to separate with you.
          22.Goes to Tibet together with you.
          23.Discusses the issue calmly with you, is not as far as possible spiteful, does not quarrel.
          24.Frequently hugs you, also wants you hugs.
          25.Leads you to see my all relatives and friends, tells them any is really loves, regarding me, any is the life significance.
          26.Every year commemoration day all can with you in the same place, the most romantic way celebration which can think with me.
          27.Accompanies you to pass each birthday, until I you go first that year.
          28.Looks at our child coarsening together with you.
          29.Treat as own yours parents parents to be filial piety.
          30.Accompanies you to age day-by-day until died, and next life I also will have to find you.
     
     
          Dear, please remember, I love you, continuously all is.


    PS:在家矫情了一个下午一个字母一个字母的敲打出这篇东西的,不知道写给谁看不知道谁看的懂不知道这字里行间谁能鱼跃其中。
        同志们,这可是偶辛苦敲打的,如果有人想Ctrl+C的话,麻烦请先通知我一声的。谢谢。